CNN Cuts to Bush Too Early – Fake Sincerity Ensues

by JD — Jul. 5, 2006 @ 10:07 AM

CNN accidentally cuts to Bush too early, while he’s rehearsing his immigration speech to the US.

Check out the way he’s practicing his “sincere look” while giving the speech. Right-wing republicans claimed that CNN deliberately cut to Bush too early in an attempt to make him “look stupid”. That’s right – it takes insidious network planning and plotting to make Bush “look stupid”.

 

Paula Abdul Goes Nuts on QVC

by JD — @ 9:58 AM

Paula Abdul is STILL sexy to me. Maybe it’s the fact that she’s kinda’ managing to hold it together for her age, or maybe it’s just the fact that she’s crazy as a shithouse rat. – I present exhibit A: – Paula loses her mind while promoting her tacky jewelry on QVC.

 

Dog That Walks Like a Man

by JD — @ 9:55 AM

Maybe I’m just weird, but this is the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

 

Prophet Yahweh Summons UFOs (huh?)

by JD — @ 9:49 AM

This black guy claims that he can summon UFOs through prayer. So, a local news team interviews him — so that they can goof on him when the “spaceships” don’t show up. But here’s a surprise- he actually PRODUCES the UFOs.

It’s a hell of a trick.

 

Prophet Yahweh Produces UFOs for Another News Team

by JD — @ 9:47 AM

He does it again. This guy is one hell of a magician. If anyone has a CLUE how to contact this guy, please let me know. I want to interview this UFO-sorcering-mofo.

 

Britney Spears Crying About The Paparazi

by JD — Jun. 27, 2006 @ 3:13 PM

Poor Britney – the photogs are just too damn interested in her white-trash life. WAAAAAAAHHHHHBOOOOOHOOOOO

 

Who Wants To Be A ‘Tard?

by JD — Jun. 26, 2006 @ 2:05 PM

Rich lawyer squanders his money on a trip around the world- Goes on gameshow to acquire more money – Embarrasses himself, his family, and friends.

 

And Boom Goes The Dynamite

by JD — Jun. 25, 2006 @ 3:13 PM

Kid attempts to deliver the sports news on his college tv station, almost cries = douche chills for the audience.

 

Bully Gets Knocked The FUCK Out

by JD — Jun. 22, 2006 @ 3:28 PM

Bully attacks a bunch of school-kids, receives a karmic super-punch to the face.