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Ever get the impression that Bush really has no comprehension of the various words and phrases that make up his speeches? It’s as if he’s just doing his best to convey some sort of emotion while reciting words that he doesn’t fully understand, like a high school drama student performing Shakespeare.

Well, that would be all fine and good if Bush could read, but as we see in this clip, his dyslexia always gets the better of him.

Bush’s Freudian Slip

The most depressing thing about Reagan’s death is the "sympathy boost" that GW Jr. seems to be getting in the election polls. Not that I’m a BIG Reagan fan, but GW IS NO REAGAN! I don’t think Reagan vacationed 42% of his first 8 months in office…

I’m not the only one upset by the comparison of Bush II to Ronnie. Reagan’s son Ron Reagan Jr. is not exactly thrilled either. "My father crapped bigger ones than George Bush," Ron Jr. said in a recent interview. "The overall thrust of this administration is not my father’s — these people are overly reaching, overly aggressive, overly secretive, and just plain corrupt. I don’t trust these people."

Granted, these comments lose a little of their impact when you realize they’re coming from a ballet dancer… but the point is still valid.

Why oh why do Bush’s handlers let him speak in public? Can’t they just smear his gums with peanut butter the way they did Mr. Ed? Then they could have someone coherent address the nation for him.

Below are a few of Bush’s notable quotes:

"I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well”

"Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment”

"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants."

"They misunderestimated me.”

"[T]he illiteracy level of our children are appalling."

"There’s an old saying in Tennessee—I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee… that says fool me once, shame on… shame on you. Fool me… can’t get fooled again."

So, you’re on a popular tv talk show and your glasses are a little schmutzed up. You don’t have anything to clean them with. What do you do?

Well, you grab the clothes of a woman you’ve never met before and wipe your dirty glasses off on her. Sounds insane doesn’t it? Not if you’ve grown up living the life of privilege that GW Jr. has. Apparently, everyone else in the world is just here for this "spoiled rich kid" to wipe his specs on.

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