I won’t go into the boring, inane plot of this film, but just imagine Conan with ray-guns and you pretty much have it.

Saying that Vin Diesel is a wooden actor is an insult to wood. I honestly believe that a piece of hickory would have had more charisma in this role. And unfortunately, unlike Pitch Black, this time there isn’t a decent script to save the film.

As far as Vin Diesel’s sex symbol status, I can only come to one conclusion: Chicks really REALLY dig muscles, because I can’t imagine any woman getting turned on by that misshapen egg on Vin’s shoulders. Staring at that mug on the big screen for 90 minutes was a torture akin to watching Star Jones try on swimsuits.

The Jimmy Kimmel Show was pulled off the air last night. Apparently, while being interviewed at the Lakers/Detroit Pistons game, Kimmel said "I hope the Pistons don’t win because if they do the fans will burn down the city of Detroit". An ABC affiliate in Detroit was so "outraged" that they decided to pull Kimmel’s late-night talk show off the air in Michigan. The ABC home office soon followed suit, pulling the show nationwide.

Let’s forget that Jimmy Kimmel was just making a silly joke for a second… Is ABC trying to pretend that they don’t burn down houses in Detroit? Detroit’s "Hell Night" arsons are known worldwide and are even a major plot point in the blockbuster film The Crow. Saying that they like to burn down houses in Detroit is like saying that they like barbecue in Texas or that they like Springsteen in Jersey… it’s just a simple fact.

Instead of banning the Kimmel show in Detroit, maybe they should be banning gasoline and matches…

Michael Moore is a bit of a load. He represents the "annoying liberal" side of the Democratic party and as such, can be a bit hard to take for longer than five minutes. Nevertheless, his new documentary on 9-11/Bush looks like it will be worth a look. Let’s hope that the content is a little less misleading and staged than Bowling For Columbine.

Fahrenheit 9/11 Trailer
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