#1 Big Dumb Redneck On The Internet!
It was pointed out to me over on the "Boom Goes The Dynamite" page that this site is now the #1 Google result for the search phrase "big dumb redneck".
NEEEHAAAA! I SURE IS PROUD! Thank-y Google.
http://www.google.com/search?q=big+dumb+redneck&btnG=Google+Search&hl=en
Imagine all those poor Bubbas out there who spent years devoted to toe-picking and sister-grabbing, all with the hope that one day they might be the #1 Big Dumb Redneck on the internet… and then I swoop in and steal the prize without even trying.