Update: It looks like the spammers have finally found a way around this hack . The new spam bots apparently parse through the post page to find the correct name of the comment-posting script. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

For stopping this new wave of spam bots, I whole-heartedly recommend the Wordpress auth-image hack.
You can read a little more about the authimage hack here.

The problem: Spammers use robots that target the wp-comments-post.php file to automatically enter spam comments into your blog.

The solution: This hack renames the wp-comments-post.php file and all related references to this file. So the spammers bot can’t find the posting file and therefore, can’t post spam on your site.

*Note: There is also a blank wp-comments-post.php file so that your error log doesn’t fill up with 404 errors and so that the spammer doesn’t receive a "not found" error and go searching for the renamed file.

Download Wordpress Spam Stopper

Well, pretend super powers anyway. Check out this video of LARPing(Live Action Role Playing).

LARPing Video

Notice the chick in the foreground clapping at the end? LOL The only thing worse than a jibbering retard is a jibbering retard with a cheering section.

LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT! I’m guessing that this guy doesn’t need his magic lightning bolts to chase the women away…