Every once in a while I like to go through the Mudbomb.com traffic logs to see where some of my web traffic is coming from. This traffic log includes a list of all the search words and phrases that folks have used to find this site on the major search engines.

Here are the 10 strangest search terms and phrases used to find this site:

10. "staring ed powers"- I just had to look this one up: Turns out, Ed Powers is a porno director. As for the "staring" part, I couldn’t find any reference to whether or not he holds a glance longer than is polite. Anyway, I dunno why this phrase points to mudbomb.com since there’s no reference here to Ed Powers or his ocular habits.

9. "barney bush’s dog"- Indeed there is a picture of Bush and his dog on mudbomb. However, I doubt that it was the heart-warming "our President and his lil’ friend"-type pic that this person was looking for…

8. "hemp symbol swimsuits"- "Afraid all the hot chicks at the beach won’t know what a loser you are?" I really wonder what one of these swimsuits would look like. Is it just a big pot leaf across the ass or what? Oh well, either way there are none to be found on this site.

7. "big pile of crap"- Okay, makes sense that this one would point here.

6. "stuffed deers butt"- Yes, there actually is a stuffed deer’s butt on this site. I’m just amazed that someone is looking for that.

5. "big boy"- Eeeeeeeew

4. "butt"- Makes me laugh that someone did a search for that. Maybe a guy searching for porn but still too repressed to use the word "ass"… Wonder if he also tried "bottom", "derriere", and "fanny"?

3. "ob-gyn"- I’m only an amateur, but sure, I’ll take a look.(snaps on the gloves)

2. "burn down the city of detroit"- All-righty… I’ve got the gasoline. I’ve got the matches. …Wonder if I can find any helpful tips on the web…

1. "posing a big ass"- I like to think that this search was done by a large lady who just wanted to look more attractive in family photos. Wish I could help, but there’s no "big ass posing" info to be found on mudbomb.com.