Get Your Rocks Off… Meteor Rocks That Is
How about a calendar that displays a picture of a different meteor rock each month? Sounds pretty boring, eh? BUT, what if those monthly pictures have a hot CHICK posing with the meteor rock. Now, it sounds EXCITING, right? Now you want one, don’t you? …Me neither. But apparently the owner of this site thinks that someone will. He’s selling the calendars for 20 bucks a pop.
Notice that in the ad he says that this chick is a "professional glamour model". Apparently, in the UK, if you’ve still got a full set of teeth you’re a "glamour model".

